Your Questions & My Answers

Are Results Guaranteed?

Individual results may vary and in accordance to your situation, commitment, effort, determination, hard work, and ability to follow directions. Simply, the tools I provide, as with any worthwhile educational, training, or self development program, are only as good as the women who put them to work. Just like everything in life, you get out what you put in.
The CroBonez product is designed by ME! a real woman who wanted to have what I was worthy and deserving of having and never got: AAAARRRGGHAZMZ! Dick, Dildos, and Vibrators, a trunk full, none of them did the job. My CroBonez does it perfectly every time.

If I have a question, how does it get answered?

Email your questions to eupd@crobonez.com with the specifics of your question, and you will get a quick response.

What is an AAAARRRGGHAZM?

An AAAARRRGGHAZM is an Advanced Evolved Massive Orgasmic response from head to toe, to your core, like nothing else on the planet! And it is a trigger word used in my Female Empowerment Voice Recordings.

What is your product guarantee?

My product is made of high quality materials and is guaranteed for craftmanship. If a part fails due to craftsmanship, it will be swapped out. Due to the nature of the product use, it cannot be returned or refunded once purchased.

How do I clean it after use?

Just wash it with soap and water.

What do you suggest for lube?

My personal favorite is Probe Thick Rich lube. It is non-greasy and washes off easily. Equate Personal Lubricant Jelly from Walmart is also very good.

I have never had and orgasm. Can this help me?

Oh Yeah! Watch my Face of AAAARRRGGHAZM Videos. I designed this system to connect your mind and body for massive AAAARRRGGHAZMZ. The CroBonez Personal Hand Held Pleasure Device is designed to create the perfect pressure and full, full feeling for along as you want to maximize your ecstatic release, either solo or duo use. Additionally the recordings are designed for you to become fully present with yourself via relaxation and simultaneous concentration to connect your mind and body.

How long are the Female Empowerment Voice Recordings?

The AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER NOW Full Length is about 40 minutes, Rapid is about 28 minutes and the others run 20-25 minutes. Listen and practice with my Crobonez Personal Hand Held Pleasure Device to condition your mind-body response and build your AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER NOW.

Can I talk with you one on one?

With the videos, the FAQs, and my blogs, I do my best to provide accurate simple information. When you have a specific valid question relative to the CroBonez product, system, or information in this site, send it to eupd@crobonez.com .

How do the recordings work?

My Voice Recordings are non-downloadable. You log in, and plug in to your computing device, then sit or recline back in a comfortable position. NEVER LISTEN WHILE DRIVING OR OPERATING ANY MACHINERY OR EQUIPMENT OR ANY MOVING VEHICLES. I will then easily relax you and give you suggestions of health, confidence, and AAAARRRGGHAZM Power.

Do you do live seminars?

Yes I will be doing LIVE seminars for Ladies Only in the near future. Check the events page please.

How many times a day should I listen to your recordings?

As frequently as you can. The more you listen, the more you practice , the more you PLAAAY,
the more you reinforce the suggestions of AAAARRRGGHAZM Power, the greater AAAARRRGGHAZM results you will achieve.

My partner doesn't give me satisfaction, how can this help?

When you have a partner, it is essential that you take control of your AAAARRRGGHAZM, and once you do, they can have have huge fulfillment. You understanding your wants, your needs, and your desires, then communicating them with crystal clarity to your partner and having them be helpful in your AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER NOW is going to give them huge fulfillment.

I use vibrators, what's different about this?

The CroBonez product allows for much more build up in the clitoral system. That’s what turns an orgasm into an AAAARRRGGHAZMZ! Your clitoral system is designed to have arousal build like a crock pot; a slow simmer to a boil. You were not designed to have arousal like a microwave and get zingers to give you pleasure. Heck if you want a zinger, lick your finger and stick it in a light socket.

It looks big. Do I stick the whole thing in me?

NO, the size provides mass and weight for added pressure on your entire clitoral system. The only part which is inserted into your body is one of the heads on the silicone base which seats like a perfect hand on the internal portion of your clitoris while meeting up perfectly with your BlissBud on the outside. This is what creates the full full feeling for as long as you want. The handles are exactly that, handles to hold on to and apply the pressure and movements which feel good to you.

How are UPS shipping charges calculated?

We use UPS shipping calculator which uses dimensional weight base on the shipping box dimensions.
For the CroBonez Treasure Chest, UPS calculates the dimensional weight which equates to 6 pounds.
You select the UPS service you want to pay for. Orders are usually shipped within 2 business days of PayPal confirmation receipt and are shipped from our manufacturing facility in Orlando, FL.

Is your CroBonez made in China?

The CroBonez Personal Hand Held Pleasure Device is 100% made in the U.S.A.100%. We use high quality platinum cure silicone made in the U.S.A., all of the plastic handle materials are made in the U.S.A., all of the packaging materials are made in the U.S.A., and everything is fabricated and manufactured in Orlando Florida, U.S.A.. WE ARE MADE IN THE U.S.A. 100% NOW and WILL ALWAYS BE MADE 100% IN THE U.S.A.!

Contact Details

Office Address: Orlando, Florida USA
email: eupd@crobonez.com

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AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER

Module 1Self Esteem Magical Garden+
Unit 1Self Esteem Magical Garden with CroBonerator
Unit 2Self Esteem Magical Garden with QuarterMaster
Module 2Fit and Trim Power+
Unit 1Fit and Trim Power with CroBonerator
Unit 2Fit and Trim Power with QuarterMaster
Module 3Deep Blue Power Sleep+
Unit 1Deep Blue Power Sleep with CroBonerator
Unit 2Deep Blue Power Sleep with QuarterMaster
Module 4AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER+
Unit 1AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER Full Length QM
Unit 2AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER Rapid QM
Unit 3AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER Full Length
Unit 4AAAARRRGGHAZM POWER Rapid

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